Wilcow lives a very weird and very interesting life. He isn't always the sharpest tool in the shed and often ends up in very awkward situations.

He is very laid back, and almost completely desensitized to things that would make a well adjusted person freak out.

He is a talented cosplayer, and likes anime conventions.

Wilcow loves his toilet paper, and has been diagnosed as a furious wiper.

He doesn't work and no one is quite sure just where he acquires his moneys. It's probably better that way too.

Seen's is weird by association to Wilcow. His attitude is not exactly cynical, more like facetious.

He is an Anime Music Video creator and has won several awards for his work at anime conventions. He is out on a mission: To Destroy the Evil VicBond, a fellow AMV creator who is notorious for his use of cheap flashes and lens flares, along with his smug sense of self satisfaction.

Seen does work, something with numbers, no one really knows or cares.

Adda was purchased by Wilcow on Ebay during a bidding spree. She came in a cryogenic crypt. She had been shanghaied and modded with expensive computer equipment and a few other surprises (as if girls weren't smarter than boys already). When released from the crypt, she was forced to obey all kinds of horrible commands like sandwich preparation and bringing of beverages.

She eventually overcame the Mod chip that made her a slave through heightened brain activity during P.M.S. and took revenge on her harsh task master Wilcow by knocking him out and mailing him to Egypt . Now rather than recover her old life, she prefers to freeload off Wilcow and Seen.

Adda likes to make crude sock puppets, lounge about, and eat cereal. She has yet to go to an anime convention, and hasn't tapped into the remaining 87% of her cybernetic implants. She came fully loaded.